Thursday, August 17, 2017

Woman fed up with Trump supporting husband. What happens next will shock you.

Woman fed up with Trump supporting husband.  What happens next will shock you.

Janice McElroy of Seattle, WA has always been a loving wife to James McElroy.  She works a full time job, raises the kids, and always has a dinner for her family ready to go when her husband walks in the door, promptly at 6:30pm.  She's the picture perfect representatiom of the woman who has it all.  She also keeps busy on the weekends knitting baby clothes for sale at her Etsy store, Rutti Booties.  Their marriage has always been one to make family and friends jealous.  As much as their homelife seems perfect to outsiders, there has been one nagging difference that has put a strain on their relationship.  James watches Fox News religiously.

“It wasn't always like this”, exclaims Janice, “When we were dating in college, he would spend his mornings reading The Village Voice”.

After college, the two lovebirds got hitched, and James accepted a high ranking position at a fortune 500 company.  It was time, Janice and James decided together that 2.5 children and a medium sized dog would complete their happy home in Seattle.  Janice didn't havea clue what in store for her.  James had been making a very healthy salary, and they thought some wise investments would secure their retirement childrens’ college fund.

“It seemed harmless enough.  James put on Fox News every morning to get stock quotes.”

Not only was it harmless, but was beneficial to their stock porfolio. That's when it took a turn.  James had gotten hooked on Fox, like it was crack cocaine.  Morning stock checks turned into a wall mounted flat screen for the kitchen, so he could keep up with the video poison during dinner.  It didn't stop there.  Janice and James's sex life became hindered as he couldn’t get excited without the TV tuned to Fox

“It was just awful.”, Janice recounts, “He couldnt perform in bed unless he heard the talking heads arguing about ... I don't even know!”

Just when it couldn't get worse, the unthinkable happened.  The one time liberal thinker started tuning into what Donald Trump had been spouting out during his presidential campaign.  At first he kept watching because he couldn’t believe what he was hearing, but slowly over time, he started thinking that The Donald made sense.

“One morning I woke up, and James yelled out, ‘He says what we all are thinking’, thats when I knew something was wrong.  He was a completely different man.”

As it happened, James voted for Trump, against Janice's wishes.  He'd gotten to the point of obsession.  At one point, he tried to convince Janice that they should change their daughter's name to Donatella.  This was the last straw for Janice.

“I couldn't take it anymore.   I love my husband to death, but something had to be done.”

One evening when James walked in the door, Janice didn't have dinner ready.  She had surprise for James.  She waited by the front door for him to walk in, then she unloaded a complete can of mace in James’ eyes.

“I had to do something.”, she recounts, “This poison was ruining our mariage, and turning my once loving guy into some unrecognizable zombie who scoffs and insults the liberals that he once belonged with.  I needed to find a way to pull him away from Fox, and burning out his retinas were the only way.”

James has been doing better than anyone can expect, without his eyesight,  and Janice couldn't be happier.  At the time of writing, James is still detoxing.  Once in a while he slips, and turns on the TV just to hear Fox News.  Don't worry though.  This is when Janice goes into the basement and throws the breaker.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Janice is my personal hero. Inspirational.

9:28 AM  

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